Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

19 June 2012

International Box Day 2012

Hello, it's International Box Day and to celebrate, I was able to persuade our two reluctant models to pose for some photos. Actually, they could care less, so I just set a box on the floor and let nature take its course :)

It's International Box Day, YEA!!! Do I look excited, or what?
Photo of Koko laying in a very small box

Okay now, this is more like it!! Room to stretch...
photo of Koko laying in a box and yawning

You know, this box IS big enough to share...
Photo of Koko and yum Yum sitting in a box

Well, until next year...
Photo of Koko laying on top of a box and Yum Yum laying beside it

14 June 2012

07 June 2012

Friday Fotos: 6/8

Here you go, Rebekah &#12484


:-) ...
cartoon of sun sheriff and a sans-serif
courtesy of... somuchpun.com



This is how it's done in Stockton...
photo of an armed humvee going through a McDonalds drive through
courtesy of... work.failblog.org



This is just too funny...
photo of the incredible credible hulk
courtesy of... failblog.org




Oops...
photo of a cat tangled in some window blinds
courtesy of... icanhascheezburger.com

31 May 2012

Friday Fotos: 6/1

Here you go, Rebekah &#12484
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cartoon of the saddest vegetable: a melon and broccoli...meloncoli
courtesy of... somuchpun.com

24 May 2012

Friday Fotos: 5/25



Do you think this will really work...
photo of a poster: give her a dime in ring
courtesy of... somuchpun.com

18 May 2012

26 April 2012

12 April 2012

Friday Fotos: 4/13


For all those Dr. Who fans...
photo of a Tardis wearing a sombrero
courtesy of... somuchpun.com

06 April 2012

30 March 2012

23 March 2012

Friday Fotos: 3/23




Answer after last foto...
a cartoon of a Timmy telling Lassie to get help and Lassie is on a couch
courtesy of... somuchpun.com

16 March 2012

10 March 2012

Friday Fotos: 3/9




I know, it's a little late, but it's been crazy around here.


Here's a good one...
a cartoon of a buffalo: what does a buffalo say to his son who is going off to college bison
courtesy of... somuchpun.com

20 June 2010

Some Points to Ponder

I would like to say Happy Father's Day to all you dads out there! As a dad myself, I want to take a little break, so let me unleash on you something I published over a year ago. I hope you enjoy it...


As you can tell, my mind is in a weird mood. This happens from time-to-time, so I felt I might as well share these ramblings.

06 May 2009

The Remote is in Control

photo of koko under a blanketThere is a power in this universe, which all men crave. When they have this device, they are invincible and all-powerful. Luckily, we don’t have to pretend to be Indiana Jones and go on a quest. Although, if Karen Allen was along for the ride, I wouldn’t mind so much. Anyway, with this device we can control the destiny of all those around us. We are the King of all who dare step foot in our castle. What is this powerful weapon? The TV remote control.

I have to say that when we watch TV, even if it’s a program I particularly don’t like, I HAVE to have possession of the remote. I must be able to control the volume at all times. When a commercial comes on, I like to surf the stations (cowabunga, dude). I sit there with the remote glued to my hand and if I leave the room, it comes with me. It’s like it becomes a natural extension of my body.

If there’s something on I don’t like, Bam! It goes away. The volume too low, Bam! (is Emeril around here?) It becomes louder. The power, the control, the heady feeling of omnipotence. All who watch with me must kneel to the power I possess. Now, if I can only get my wife to mow the lawn, I’ll be all set.

29 January 2009

Friday Fotos: 1/30


Here's wishing you all a great weekend...


A Point to Ponder...
cartoon of a dinosaur thinking
courtesy of... rumplo.com (removed dead link)




This is a Great Idea...
photo of phone answering charges in a bar
courtesy of... marcywrites.com



Entrecard Users, Look Familiar...
photo of a fox taking a header in the snow
courtesy of... icanhascheezburger.com




photo of a scared-looking cat
courtesy of... funnypicturesofcats.info

16 January 2009

Counter Curse

Once upon a time, I cleaned the kitchen counter. I looked upon my accomplishment and was amazed at the size and usability of this essential household item. I had no idea that I could actually prepare meals on top of it. Imagine being able to chop vegetables and place pots and pans on top of it. I can use it when cooking dinner. WOW! Whoever thought of counters should get an award. It goes so great in the kitchen. It makes meal preparation so much easier. The only thing I would change, would be the magnetic feature of the counter top.
Confused? You know what I mean. Whenever you clean it off, within 2 days you can't put anything else on it. It magnetically draws all non-food items to it: mail, papers, magazines, wallets, cats.Wait a minute, did I just say "cats"? "Koko, get off that counter! You know you don't belong up there!" Perfect, he jumped off the counter and on to the top of the refrigerator. Oh well, at least he's not on the counter anymore. Now, where was I? Oh yes, whatever does not pertain to food preparation, magically appears on the counter top. You know, I would bet that all the socks that disappear in the washing machine, probably put in an appearance on the counter top.
I think that the counter acts as a clearing house for everything that enters the house. You know how in a store everything enters through the loading dock? Well, I think the counter acts as the loading dock for the house. The only problem is, nothing ever seems to leave it. We come home, put something on the counter and promptly forget about it.
Ever wonder where your screwdriver is, or that important document you need RIGHT NOW? You guessed it, it probably on the counter. Hiding from you. Mocking you. Laughing at you.

Thinking of an excellent home improvement project? Want to make your family proud? How about strapping-on your armor and attacking the counter. Show it who's boss. You will be glad you did.

Well, I've taken a picture of my nice, clean counter. Why? So I know what it looks like 2 days from now.

15 January 2009

Friday Photos: 1/16


It's Friday once again, enjoy the photos and have a great weekend...



Okay, I Had to Include this...
photo of a math clock
courtesy of... allfunny.net



The Sign Says it All...
photo of a confusing roadsign
courtesy of... greatfunnypictures.com

08 January 2009

Friday Fotos: 1/9


Happy Friday, Everyone...




This is How I Feel Just About Now...
picture of a math problem
courtesy of... funnypictures.org



This is Classic...
photo of a funny no parking sign
courtesy of... guy-sports.com



At Least They're not Talking on a Cell Phone...
photo of two pilots smiling and a plane coming at them
found at... link removed: site no longer active



picture of a cat covered in packing peanuts
courtesy of... funnypictures.net

02 January 2009

Silly Saturday


Happy Saturday, everyone...


Near Loch Ness, Maybe...
photo of a road sign with a sea monster eating a car
courtesy of... darkroastedblend.com



I couldn't resist...
photo of a glass of water on a Mars bar
courtesy of... apod.nasa.gov



This is so me...

courtesy of...gamekult.com
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